Do you know the sobering male joke about the “woman of the future” – the one with the flat head and the waist-high height? The head is for putting a mug of beer on, and the height… If you visit blowjob bars in Thailand you might suspect that both of these erotic fantasies have the same author.
Russians, upon learning about blowJob Bars in Pattaya, are immediately rushing there in order to get an unforgettable relaxation. And if only men were single, or those who “escaped from the hands of his girlfriends”, couples are often guests of the institution. Apparently, it’s very erotic to watch your lover give a blow job. You can learn something new. Well, if the orgasm is close, then you can join the industrious Thai – the customs of the institution is not prohibited. It’s better to visit the Abode of Debauchery not too late, at 9 pm, then the width of choice of masters of oral sex will be larger, and they themselves will not be too tired.
The almost officially allowed mint in Pattaya attracts not only our compatriots. Many Americans and Germans of retirement age hang out in these bars, combining the resuscitation of teenage erections with the taste of good beer (read about the kinds of alcohol sold alcohol in Thailand). For Thai women, it’s not a bad income. How not to recall another sentence: “you suck, and I’m a blowjob artist! The especially skillful and proficient can earn a car for a season and can rent a luxury apartment. It is a practice to sign up for them several days in advance. But the rest of the workers also manage to support a whole family quite well.
★★★★
New Age. Prices at this class of Pattaya blowjob bar are the lowest. About 600 baht. A larger number of them are at Lolita’s establishment. Approximate route: Soi LK Metro – Soi Diana Inn. The comfort is average, and the “place of residence” can be frightening, because it looks like a dentist’s chair. Thai carrots work without much imagination, but the quality, especially for the first time, is very good.
★★★★
Classic Style. Well, classic is classic: the comfort level of such BlowJob bars in Pattaya is higher, but clearly not up to “luxury”. Such establishments are most at the Soi Post office. You’ll pay 350 baht to the bar itself, and another 500 baht to the employee who sits under each table. If you can not undo the fly you can not even after the “liter”, you can ask to put a movie XXX. Particularly reverent can go to a private room. You’ll have to pay another 450-500 baht for that.
★★★★★
Easy Style. There’s a clear misunderstanding here, attributed to Thais’ lack of knowledge of English. In fact – it’s a luxury establishment with a pleasant atmosphere (leather sofas) and a rich selection of beauties with model, by the standards of Southeast Asia, appearance. You pay the bar 250 baht, the maiden another 500, but to make it almost yours, you have to warm her up with a drink (bought separately). Bars of this class are on the street Soi 6, and in any drinking establishment on this street you can enter indiscriminately – if you pay well you will get both a drink and a blowjob. If you want to be a connoisseur, go to My Friend You Bar. The girls at this bar are so tongue-in-cheek, they “even rain…boil.”
★★★★
Ladyboy. The concentration of trans in Thailand is the largest in the world. If this is your “thing” or you’re so drunk that you already “don’t give a shit”, then head to Pizzahut after it hits midnight. The men with tits will give you such a blowjob in Pattaya that the girls will seem like “a parody of the left hand” after that.
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SOI PATTAYALAND 1
Bullring
Pump Station
Billion Bar
King Kong
Spicy Bar
Blue House
Blue Hawaii
Golden Girls
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