10 of the most absurd travel quarrels between couples!

Traveling quarrels are quite common. After all, when you leave the daily chores at home, you do not get rid of the habits and, let’s face it, the burden of accumulated over the year resentments and grievances against each other. Violent scenes from family life can poison the coveted vacation. And from the outside, they look not only absurd, but also repulsive. There is a traditional set of “hooks”, catching that companions begin to strike sparks out of each other. Here are some simple tips on how to avoid it.

1. When to be at the airport

One of you is bound to be overly anxious. Another will be overly “pissed off.” Thinking about possible collisions on the road, for example, about trivial traffic jams, you can lead yourself to paranoia and leave five hours before departure. But also consider that it is better to sleep at home for an hour than to sit in the waiting room for three hours – is not the best approach, which usually leads to a sprint with the weights (suitcases). To avoid fighting, agree with your partner(s) on a middle ground between “right in” and “too soon.

2. You forgot your passport!

There’s no doubt the biggest nightmare of anyone leaving on a trip. Finding your passport missing at the checkout counter is a disaster. But even telling your travel companion everything you think about him or her in front of hundreds of onlookers won’t make things better. Decide which one of you is the most meticulous and put him or her in charge of the documents by vote. Don’t let things run their course. Control each other and don’t freak out when someone asks, “Do you have the passports?” Make sure they do and answer calmly.

3. Couch, suitcase, valise…

A man’s shorts, panama and rubber flip-flops may be enough. A girl may worry about a forgotten sarong (even her husband will wonder what it is: a bra or panties), not enough, from her point of view, the number of dresses or shoes. It is likely that half of it taken on a trip will not get out of the suitcase throughout the vacation. Assume that each airline passenger can carry up to 23 kg of luggage for free. Total: your “alcoholic” T-shirt plus her entire closet – everyone’s happy!

4. Ivan Susanin’s Laurels

Fights on vacation often occur because the way men and women orient themselves in space is different. They choose fundamentally different reference points both on the ground and on the map. A navigator with a voice announcement can be a way out. He, as an arbiter, will not give you a reason to quarrel, accusing each other of geographical cretinism. If you do not have such a helper, mark on the map all the important points and draw a route. And if you get lost, be glad you did, because it’s also a kind of adventure, maybe even more interesting than the rest of your vacation.

5. “In their captivating footsteps…”

If a man occasionally looks at the loin of passing beauties, that’s no reason to make him a scene of jealousy. The key word in this question is “occasionally”, for males, such behavior is considered normal. By the way, girls also often look at the handsome, only they do it less noticeably. You shouldn’t fight about it.

6. Shooting Eyes

It’s as natural behavior for women as it is for men to mentally estimate the size of their beach neighbor’s bust. If your companion doesn’t lose interest in you, that’s no reason to fight.

If your companion doesn’t lose interest in you, that’s no reason to fight.

7. “I’m not Conchita Wurst”

Most men despise makeup. But getting sunburned while traveling to hot countries can make even the most “thick-skinned,” especially in Thailand. If you do not want to spend half of your vacation in a lotus position, then let your girlfriend sunscreen rub it on you. The crust will turn out more ruddy and appetizing.

8. “Sea of Beer”

Men, you can be a beautiful dolphin any Friday without getting off the couch. There’s no need to fly far away to suffer from a banal “dryness” or headache. There are so many interesting things around. And not just for you, but also for your companion, whose shooting eyes can be a sight to behold.

9. Three meters against the wind

The cuisine at the resort may be completely unfamiliar to you, and its ingredients may cause a violent protest of the body. If your companion doubts the digestibility of the proposed dishes, it’s better to agree with him. If you can not dissuade – eat together. Scaring the toilet alone is very sad and annoying for those who want to go to the beach.

10. “This-is-facebook”

Before you travel to Thailand, buy the cheapest push-button cell phone. First of all, it is unlikely to be stolen, and it is not particularly pathetic to lose it. Secondly, you can pay more attention to your loved one, since you won’t get stuck in the “brick”, thus not giving him (her) a reason to fight.